HI!
I'm going to work all day and I'm buying doughnuts for all my co-workers. I hope this well get me out of being the subject of a serious talk that our GM will be having with us all today.
SUpposedley, I am not the subject of the issues that are to be discussed, but I'm sure my boss will throw me in there somehow with everyone else.

In other news, I'm in a financial crisis. I wish I could just make a fast 1,000 dollars. ....
That's stupid of me to think.

Anyway, wish me luck at work. I think I'll need it greatly.